Friday, June 8, 2007

Poor Paris.


Paris Hilton going back to jail
POSTED: 3:57 p.m. EDT, June 8, 2007
• NEW: Paris Hilton led from court screaming
• NEW: Judge did not "approve the defendant being released"
• Hilton served five days in jail before being let out Thursday

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Touching story, right?

Well let's put Crying Paris in perspective.

September 5, 2006. Paris gets denied entrance into Bungalow 8 for a private MTV VMA's afterparty. So she cries...

June 8, 2007. Paris goes to jail for a few days, gets told she's being put on house arrest for another few days, then gets called back to court where they tell her SIKE! and totally punk her for her full 45-day sentence back in actual lockdown. And she cries...

I'm crying now too, from laughing so fucking hard. Grow up, bitch. Deal with it. At least when you get out you have millions of dollars in your checking account and even after that, billions of dollars in your family inheritance. Most people in this country who are incarcerated come out and have to deal with child support, debt, no job, beef on the streets and no place to live. And they don't fucking cry about it. Please grow up.


kek-w said...

I didn't know that they let you out of jail if you just , like, burst into tears...

Think I might go on a crime rampage this afternoon.

XMP said...

Crime rampage? That's hot.